The Functional Musician, LLC
Last Updated: 03/28/2026

This Privacy Policy describes how The Functional Musician, LLC (“we,” “us,” or “our”) collects, uses, and protects your information when you access our website, products, and services (collectively, the “Services”).


1. Information We Collect

We may collect the following types of information:

Personal Information

Account Information

Usage Data

Technical Data


2. How We Use Your Information

We use your information to:


3. Payments

All payments are processed through secure third-party providers such as Stripe.

We do not store your full payment details. Payment information is handled directly by these providers in accordance with their privacy and security policies.


4. Third-Party Services

We use third-party platforms to operate our business, including:

These platforms may collect and process your data according to their own privacy policies.


5. Cookies & Tracking

We may use cookies and similar tracking technologies to:

You can adjust your browser settings to disable cookies if you prefer.


6. Email Communications

By providing your email address, you may receive:

You can unsubscribe from marketing emails at any time by clicking the “unsubscribe” link in any email.


7. Data Sharing

We do not sell your personal information.

We may share your information with trusted third parties only as necessary to:


8. Data Security

We take reasonable measures to protect your information.

However, no method of transmission over the internet is 100% secure, and we cannot guarantee absolute security.


9. Your Rights

Depending on your location, you may have the right to:

To make a request, contact us at the email below.


10. Children’s Privacy

Our Services are not intended for individuals under the age of 13.

We do not knowingly collect personal information from children.


11. Changes to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy at any time.

Changes will be posted on this page with an updated effective date.


12. Contact

If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, contact:

[email protected]